last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
haha its a little arrow! hey there little guy!
where are you going, silly? down isn’t the way to live! you have to have a positive outlook! always look up!
yeah!! that’s more like it. keep heading towards the sky, little buddy. i believe in you
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
I AM CRYING PLEASE JUST READ THIS OH MY GOD